Fun Stuff
How to tell the sex of a fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
Cryptic scripture
A new pastor set out to visit his parishioners. At one house, it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. With a grin, he scribbled ‘Revelation 3:20’ on the back of his calling card and stuck it in the door.
Dalai Lama visits South Africa
A recent radio news report in Johannesburg said the Dalai Lama had reportedly been seen in rural South Africa, speculating he was on a secret mission to solicit South African government support.
Question of the century
Comedian Billy Connolly was heard to ask: “If women are so bloody perfect at multi-tasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?”
A matter of protection
The first testicular guard (box) was used in cricket in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.
Are you an average Aussie?
The latest results of the long-running ‘Living in Australia’ research study have just been released by the University of Melbourne – check this quick summary and see how your lifestyle stacks up.
Why parents drink
The boss wondered why one of his most responsible employees was absent without phoning in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, “Hello?”